Breaking the fourth wall while casually surfing with weapons since 1990
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A university professor named Dr. Paradigm tested his gene-manipulation techniques on a marlin and a lobster. Dr. Bolton, a fellow professor, attempted to destroy Paradigm’s research, and was transformed into an inhuman monstrosity by the evil scientist before escaping. Paradigm later kidnapped Bolton’s four sons — John, Bobby, Coop, and Clint — to transform them into sharks
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Delicious
You are in the FLAMING BUS!!!!
You are chained to a seat!!! (edited to stop people jumping out the window~~)
In 60 seconds you will be BURNED TO A CRISP!!!!
You have 1 open bottle of pepsi and 1 open bottle of coa-cola!!
For the last drink you will EVER HAVE ALIVE!!! (before being burned to a crisp) WHICH DO YOU DRINK?!?!?!?
pepsi or coke? or neither and just buuurrrnn? (and why?)
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